Lee Anderson in the Light Club Lamp Shop bathroom Credit: Matthew Thorsen

¡Duino! (Duende) / Light Club Lamp Shop — When sparks fly fast and hot, few experiences are more thrilling than a freaky romp in a public bathroom. But not all bathrooms are created equal. You’ll need privacy — a single-occupancy situation — and space enough for two. There should also be other restrooms nearby. You don’t want to bogart the only toilet for your lovefest; it’s inconsiderate, and it vastly increases your risk of getting busted. (And imagine exiting, all hot and bothered, to a line of people waiting to pee.) Finally, you’ll need a little ambience. ¡Duino! (Duende)’s sparkling, copper-clad commode offers flattering, gold-tinged light and just enough space for a standing quickie. Need more room? Rendezvous in the adjacent Lamp Shop’s mirrored, low-lit lavatory for a more laid-back erotic encounter.

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Hannah Palmer Egan was a Seven Days food writer from 2014-2019. She was a 2017 James Beard Journalism Award finalist for her coverage of Vermont's food and agriculture industries, and received food writing awards from the Association of Alternative Newsmedia....