The Scoreboard is still recovering from a tough night out at the American Legion hall last night. Good thing we won big at Texas Poker and Triple Bingo!

Below are the other winners in Vermont news and politics this week — and the losers. Behold, a special budget address edition of the Scoreboard for the week ending Friday, January 25:

Winners:

Republicans — They might not be able to elect a governor in Vermont. Good thing they’ve already got one! Runner-up winner: Ronald Reagan for making an unlikely appearance in a Vermont gubernatorial budget address.

The Bernie – Gasoline Vallee Bromance — On Tuesday, we got a hearing in the Vermont House featuring the best frenemies: Sen. Bernie Sanders (by speakerphone) and Maplefields magnate Skip Vallee. And on Thursday, Costco got a positive decision on its Act 250 permit to build gas pumps at its Colchester warehouse, drawing praise from corporation-loving Sanders and scorn from environmentalist Vallee. I’m telling you folks; get ’em a reality TV show!

Vermont Fuel Dealers — By going after break-open tickets to fund thermal efficiency, Shumlin’s budget proposal avoided taxing home heating fuels. Then again, if there ain’t $17 million at the local VFW post, look for legislators to do what Shummy won’t.

Smart meters — BREAKING: Smart meters won’t kill you. But those tinfoil hats might!

Tax Department auditors — If Shummy gets his way, they’ll be hangin’ out at bars, collecting proceeds from break-open tickets.

Losers after the break…

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Paul Heintz was part of the Seven Days news team from 2012 to 2020. He served as political editor and wrote the "Fair Game" political column before becoming a staff writer.