As I entered the Seven Days holy water closet yesterday, I encountered a glorious white tower. Roll after roll of TP sitting next to the throne. This struck me as funny and somewhat strange.
I then spoke with Office Manager Superstar Bridget Burns who oversees this department. I was informed that while she ordered the same amount of product as she normally does, we were flooded with over twice our normal delivery. Overflow I suspect.
My only conclusion… A Shit Storm is a-coming! At least we will be prepared. Batten down the hatches!
Ed. note: At least this won’t happen again.
This article appears in Jun 11-17, 2008.
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