Ok, so College Humor is loaded with deliciously entertaining tidbits about college — from orientation to everything after. This snippet delineates a few expert calculations, like the mathematical answer to the Golden Question: “How many pizzas should I order?” The other calculation offered is an equation that will help you determine when you can ditch that one annoying kid who has followed you around since that orientation activity in which you were unfortunately paired up.
My tip for you: Never, ever offer to pay for late-night delivery on your credit card. You won’t see that money again. Trust.
This article appears in Sep 3-9, 2008.
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