Every week I choose still pics from new movies to place on our Showtimes page. Some of those stills are just crying out for creative captions, but, sadly, the studios do not supply them.
You could, though! Check out these images and suggest your own captions in the comment section. The reward for good ones will be … uh, nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. But, hey, that’s also how much snark costs!
P.S. Apologies for the title of this post. I’ve been watching too much “Breaking Bad” this week.
So, what’s new in theaters?
At the top of this post is a still from Jobs, starring, you guessed it, Ashton Kutcher. Your caption?
Personally, I’m going for: “Hey, think anybody will mistake me for Affleck in an Argo sequel and give me an Oscar?” Lame, I know. You can do better.
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