This week in movies you missed: In which I go looking for fun schlock on Netflix Instant — because it’s too hot to think — and find something worse: arty schlock.

What You Missed

Elfie Hopkins (Jaime Winstone, daughter of Ray) is not a cannibal hunter. Her title appears to have been added to the movie for U.S. video release, perhaps to hook “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” fans.

Elfie is a disaffected young slacker who lives with her dad and hated stepmother in a twee house in the Welsh countryside. She spends her time moping about her mom’s death, pretending to be a detective, and fending off the advances of her cute friend, Dylan (Aneurin Barnard), whom she sneeringly calls a “nerd” for checking police records and other stuff that detectives might actually do.

Then a family of cannibals moves in next door.

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Margot Harrison is a consulting editor and film critic at Seven Days. Her film reviews appear every week in the paper and online. In 2024, she won the Jim Ridley Award for arts criticism from the Association of Alternative Newsmedia. Her book reviews...