It’s Monday, which means it’s time for your weekly dose of locavore levity: the Joke of the Week! This week’s joke comes from Lyndonville’s Kyle Gadapee. Take it away, Kyle …

My mom always reminds me: “I was married at 19.” And I’m always like: “I know … I was there.”

About That Joke
Says Gadapee: I thought of this joke when I was talking with my mom about how I don’t think I want to get married (yet). It was one of the first jokes I put in my set and it killed.

Meet the Comedian, Kyle Gadapee

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Kyle Gadapee is a native Vermonter and college student. He’s just starting to perform at open mics around the state.

See Him Live
Gadapee performs at the comedy open mic at Hoagie’s Pizza & Pasta in Lyndonville on Thursday, March 2.

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to...