In celebration of the annual Vermont’s Funniest Comedian Competition, which runs Wednesday through Friday, October 26 through 28, at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington, all this week we’re posting a daily version of our weekly Joke of the Week feature. Today’s dose of local hilarity comes to us from East Orange’s Bitsy Biron. Take it away, Bitsy …

After leaving my car unlocked one night, I came out in the morning to find a used condom on the front seat next to an empty box of Triscuits. I know that I hadn’t had sex for a while, as I was filled with romantic feelings imagining the couple having a steamy session and, in the afterglow, enjoying a yummy snack. And then I thought, Wait a minute! Those were my Triscuits!

About that joke
Says Biron: “This happened to me when I lived on the west side of Chicago where there were a lot of sex workers.” 

Meet the Comedian, Bitsy Biron

Credit: Courtesy of Bitsy Biron
According to Biron: “I tell jokes. I am old. That is all.”

See her live
Biron performs Thursday, October 27, in the semifinal round of the VFC contest.         

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Dan Bolles is a culture coeditor at Seven Days. He joined the paper in 2007 as its music editor, covering Vermont's robust music, comedy and nightlife scenes for a decade before deciding he was too old to be going to the Monkey House on weeknights to...

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