Bone Jezebel is reporting that archaeologists in Sweden have unearthed a penis-like object carved out of antler bone. Some archaeologists say the object may have been used to “chip flakes of flint.” Please. We all know what that was used for, and it had nothing to do with starting a campfire.

From Jezebel via Live Science.

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